Conspiracy Theory: The Real Reason Bergdahl Was Traded/Frank Fontaine Stops By

As most of you already know, one of last week's biggest stories involved the AWOL soldier, Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl, getting traded for five of Gitmo's prisoners involved in 911 attack in 2001. Many of his military colleagues, including his roommate, believe he should be court-martialed for desertion.  Many soldiers are resentful towards the administration for having good soldiers risk their lives to look for him.  Some soldiers died as either a direct or indirect result of Bergdahl's desertion. 

Bergdahl supposedly was captured by the Taliban after walking off the base in Afghanistan.  To add fuel to the fire, Bergdahl seemed to have converted to Islam.  His eccentric father thanked Allah, spoke Arabic, and quoted the Qu'ran once his son was traded.  
Most news channels have been covering this story.  Both political parties are upset and confused.  Radio personalities have compared this event to trading "Himmler" and "Mengala" plus three more high-ranking Nazis for some AWOL soldier.  This would have been political suicide back in WWII.  So why isn't Obama getting more flack?  What was the point of this obviously bad trade?
Whether you agree with his politics or not, five bad guys for one bad soldier does not add up.  Conspiracy expert Frank Fontaine emailed me an outstanding reason for this irregular trade.  He believes....(drum roll) that Obama is putting his pride aside and allowing his own party along with the Republicans to criticize away. Deep down this swap is really a smoke screen to get the bad guys out of Gitmo and back in the field, leading us (U.S.) right to the doorstep of their terrorist cells.  How?  Mr. Fontaine believes these five Gitmo prisoners were implanted with GPS.  Sound crazy? Could this even work?
GPS implants for humans are already in place.  They are called PLD or personal location devices.  Verichip, part of Applied Digital Solutions, has already manufactured the chip.  Some people are already trying them out.  The FDA has given them preliminary approval.

The small silicone chips are the size of a grain of rice.  They are inserted in the arm or hip and have to be surgically removed.  Mexico uses the chip to track criminals, but other uses include implanting children to prevent kidnappings, loading the chip with the wearer's medical information in order to save a life, and being scanned for payment on goods and services.   
Could the five Gitmo prisoners been implanted without knowing? Time will tell.  Let me know what you think of Frank's theory.